An Academic Conversation About Sex: [awkward sips of coffee]

We’re not getting invited to Christmas parties. (In fact, we are getting UN-INVITED.) We saw ‘Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse’ and can’t figure out whether it’s supposed to be 2D or 3D. We fight about which of us liked it better.

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