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STRAW MAN! We’re stanning straws and we’ve got some ideas to fix Shark Week

PLOT TWIST: Plastic straws are good! Diarrhea Planet is breaking up and Pete is very upset. We discuss some ideas to fix Shark Week and debate when summer is actually over. — Get a 4-week trial from Stamps.com using promo code ‘BRUNCH’

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MAMMA MIA 2: We freaked it!

It’s finally here! ‘Mamma Mia 2’ (starring Lily James and Amanda Seinfeld) has arrived in theaters, and MY GOODNESS IT’S INCREDIBLE! We review & discuss the delightful sequel, plus hit on some new music and Jimmy Garoppolo going on a date with a porn star. — Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch Get a trial month […]

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MY BIG FAT ONE-LEGGED DIE HARD FIRE RESCUE MOVIE: We saw ‘Skyscraper’

At long last we got to feast our eyes on ‘Skyscraper,’ which is a fire movie with just a little less fire than ‘Baywatch.’ DJ also saw ‘Sorry To Bother You’ and came away a little disappointed. Father John Misty saved a woman’s life. The trailer for season three of Insecure has a very notable […]

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CHIPS ON THE CAPE BY THE OCEAN SZN: Efron has done it again!

Zac Efron made a dreadful choice and a years-old Jason Bateman movie has QUITE the twist. — Get a four-week trial of Stamps.com — Go to Stamps.com​, before you do anything else, click on the Radio Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in BRUNCH Get $30 off your first Simple Contacts order […]

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EAT IT, FATTY! Reviewing ‘Sicario 2’ and discussing Big Dick Energy

Pete follows through on his promise and comes back from Aruba as (still) a blonde. The boys see ‘Sicario 2’ and have differing opinions of it, though neither is wildly impressed. At the request of listeners, the topic of “big dick energy” is regretfully discussed. Five Guys treats its customers like absolute animals. — Get […]

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DICK HANDS: Is Ray Barone truly happy?

Ray Barone is a sex addict and Debra just won’t sex him up. What’s the deal there? Is Ray happy with his life? Could ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ have survived a mid-life crisis from Ray? These are not questions we were planning on addressing, but we did anyway. Also, is it fine to go to an […]

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TAG IS…RIDICULOUS! ‘Tag’ is a fun movie that very much goes off the rails

Some wedding & chicken fingers talk precedes our review of ‘Tag,’ a very fun movie that goes off the rails and to some very uncomfortable places. (Non spoiler review starts at 20:15, spoilers come at 46:25.) Also, we discuss Kyrie Irving’s new song, which is hot hot heat. — WE HAVE NEW SECRET MERCH Support […]

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THIS WEEK IN TOXIC MASCULINITY! We rail against toxic masculinity, then eventually learn what it is

We say what’s wrong with toxic masculinity, which we accidentally confused with sexism, then realized what toxic masculinity is, then said what’s wrong with toxic masculinity. — Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

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PAPA JOHN ROBBERY! Josh Tillman’s movie career is off to a wild start

Father John Misty’s new song for ‘Hotel Artemis’ annoys Pete, and DJ gives a dramatic re-enactment of his role in the movie. We discuss ‘Ocean’s 8’ and how it compares to the rest of the Ocean’s movies. A 30th birthday blowout ended with serious consequences for Pete. — Get a trial month of HIMS for […]

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SEX WITH RIHANNA! We pretended to see ‘Ocean’s 8’ for a minute

DJ discovers he has a very unfortunate birthday twin and is also enamored with George Clooney. We are not good at money management! We wanted to pretend we saw ‘Ocean’s 8’ but forgetfully abandoned the bit about a minute into it. Pete admits he’s intimidated of Rihanna’s sexuality while Deej basks in the limelight of […]

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