Category: Movies

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN ALIBI: ‘The Christmas Chronicles’ is completely insane

We recap The Christmas Chronicles, a Netflix holiday movies that is positively batshit insane. (Needless to say, we loved it.) We also review Creed II: Here We Creed Again! DJ has a “get off my lawn” moment and proposes a bold new idea to prevent movie theater distractions. — Get a subscription to The Athletic […]

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BOOHEMIAN CRAPSODY! A righteous takedown of the Queen biopic

Bohemian Rhapsody: You wanna miss it! Jeff Israel joins the show to help us go after the Queen biopic that taught us nothing about Queen. Ayo? [sadface] Ayo. — Support our podcast by supporting our friends at The Athletic. Get a subscription for less than $3 per month: www.theathletic.com/brunch

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BLOOD & CORE STRENGTH: Greta Van Fleet sucks but the new ‘Halloween’ is pretty good!

The Gumby Von Flatulence boys got absolutely roasted by Pitchfork. We’ve got our first look at the ‘Happy Death Day’ sequel and we saw the new ‘Halloween.’ We review that plus ‘Bad Times At The El Royale.’ — Start investing with Robinhood! Get free stock at www.brunch.robinhood.com Join our Patreon to get merch sales & bonus […]

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OUR STARS ARE TORN! The bad boys of disagreeing on ‘A Star Is Born’

We caught an early screening of ‘A Star Is Born’ and only one of us came away impressed. ‘Venom’ is getting sabotaged by Lady Gaga stans and Tom Hardy has become an audio meme. We discuss the early days of “binge watching” and DJ slices his finger open thanks to broken glass on his phone. […]

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A SIMPLE MATH: We try elementary math and review ‘A Simple Favor’, ‘Mandy’

We revisit simple math and find that we’re not so good at it. Give us your homework nerds. We also review ‘A Simple Favor’ (starring Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively) then ‘Mandy’ (starring Nicolas Cage). One gets a resounding thumbs up from us, the other one…not so much. — Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

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MY BIG FAT LOPSIDED GUN MOVIE! ‘White Boy Rick’ didn’t hit the target

The boys have questions about traffic and breakfast sandwiches. ‘White Boy Rick’ is a somewhat baffling movie that failed to live up to expectations. Is spin bad for you? Plus, a very important “Insecure” character returns to our lives but brings a dirty-ass penis. — Get a trial month of HIMS for $5 at www.ForHIMS.com (Promo […]

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MY BIG FAT SMOKEY DEBRA MESSING DID THE CRIME PODCAST (No Spoilers)

Though a staunch anti-drug podcast, we discuss weed habits and whether one day we might try marijuana cigarettes. Deadspin’s war against Barstool is burning our butts. ‘Searching’ is reviewed and we discuss possible casting options for Batman & Superman. — Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

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ROCK BOTTOM HOT: ‘The HappyTime Murders’ and our new social movements

We saw that dumbass puppet movie ‘The HappyTime Murders’ and it wasn’t THAT bad. More importantly, we have some new social movements that we are starting — “The Social Justice Puppet Peaceful Protesters” and “Rock Bottom Hot.” Also, RIP to John McCain, who is dead. — Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/listentobrunch

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RETROGRADE RENEGADES! Mercury is in retrograde and we saw ‘Crazy Rich Asians

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, which is not what DJ thinks it means. Kevin Spacey’s new movie had an atrocious opening weekend and Hollywood should be ashamed of itself. We saw Crazy Rich Asians, a good movie not without flaws. The Nun is going to kill someone. — Follow us on Twitter/Instagram: @ListenToBrunch Support […]

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SHARK LEVEL MIDNIGHT! We survived ‘The Meg’ (and so did everyone else)

This episode is recorded from the parking lot of a movie theater. We saw ‘The Meg’…Finally, a shark movie in which no people are eaten by sharks. Also, is Dr. Pepper gay? — Get a trial month of HIMS for $5 at www.forhims.com/brunch Skip the post office and get your 4-week trial of Stamps.com using ‘BRUNCH’ […]

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