All I Want For Christmas Is An Alibi: ‘The Christmas Chronicles’ is completely insane

We recap The Christmas Chronicles, a Netflix holiday movies that is positively batshit insane. (Needless to say, we loved it.) We also review Creed II: Here We Creed Again! DJ has a “get off my lawn” moment and proposes a bold new idea to prevent movie theater distractions.

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